The total loss of physical sensation was an unsurprising consequence of plummeting a few hundred feet. But agony, eternal nothingness and squelching noises that Travis had expected never came. He was instead overwhelmed by the feeling of being stuck in a menu. The menu read: StartOptionsHELPEnglish dishesChipsChicken nuggetsOmeletteAbout Us He chose HELP. Not with a … Continue reading HeavenCube
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Pet Human
A red-haired man sat, arms quivering on a rock. Two dim brown eyes fixed on him, foul air seeping from the nostrils below, and the mouth below that opened. “Where the hell did you find it Tick!?” Bellowed the voice. The man flinched. Tick also sat inches from the man. Staring at him quizzically. “Well … Continue reading Pet Human
Chocolate Cake
He’d been up since 4. Been working since 5. Slicing his hands and having his shins battered just to dig a big dirt hole by some village in bumfuck nowhere. The money was alright. But didn’t feel worth spending nights in a freezing porter cabin, to half wake up from a half-sleep before the sun. … Continue reading Chocolate Cake
Rob, what is this ‘Word Gravy’ thing you’ve done?
I've set up this page as a place to showcase my writing and an easy answer to "Oh yeah? What sort of stuff do you write then?" My hope is that this can help me hone my writing skills and utilise any potential hate mail for what's good and what needs improvement. Expect to see … Continue reading Rob, what is this ‘Word Gravy’ thing you’ve done?




